You’d be surprised at the number of gaming destinations available on the Internet these days – particularly those geared toward men who prefer their gaming experiences to be a little bit more naughty.
Today, I’m going to talk about Adult Game Pass, which I spent some time looking over last night and decided was deserving of a spot on my review platform! If you’re a dude who enjoys both video games and porn but has yet to figure out how to combine the two, look no further. Continue reading to discover what awaits you inside Adult Game Pass – it’s stellar, to put it mildly.
The first thing that should impress you about Adult Game Pass is the sheer volume of games available. Now I understand what you’re thinking: how many is considered ‘huge’? According to my calculations, the library currently contains over 500 titles, with more being added on a regular basis.
With that kind of quantity, I believe it’s safe to say that you’re getting a good deal here – good luck finding a place with as many games as this place does. Additionally, they all look fantastic!
There are numerous parody names and preview thumbnails that have me excited. Perhaps it would be prudent to play a few of these, correct? Yes – it appears as though Xエクストリームシミュレーター is compelled to try out these adult games!
The first game that piqued my interest was Hustletown, which is accessible via a special header navigation link. This is a browser-based game in which you are tasked with ascending the underground hierarchy by deploying hookers, completing missions, and accumulating a fat stack of Benjamins.
Riff Raff will guide you through the beginning, and he appears to be a reasonable dude – even if he is a little large. The tutorial for this game is fairly in-depth, and it plays similarly to many other ’empire’ games, in which you must manage resources efficiently and essentially beat the system through foresight.
Tits are fairly prevalent here, as are sex scenes – I ended up playing for 30 minutes and realized I was nowhere near the end, at which point I went looking for other games to review!
I figured that visiting the ‘hentai’ section would be my next best bet here: plenty of dudes into XXX gaming have an affinity for anime sex, and let’s just say that with 160+ hentai-tagged games, you’ll never run out of goodies to jerk off over. I did notice that quite a few of the games were part of the ‘Fuck Town’ series, which appears to be a franchise with titles such as My First Secretary, Personal Trainings, Library Debt, and Thai Paradise.
I tried Thai Paradise (you’ve got to love South East Asia, right?) and had a fantastic time. It’s essentially a point-and-click dating simulator that can be played with only one hand, so if you’re simply disabled or enjoy jerking off while gaming, this is going to be ideal for you. Additionally, you can play hentai games such as Spring Desires, Sex On The Beach, and Seductive RPG – I wish I had the time to try them all out, but then my review of Adult Game Pass would take days rather than hours!
Thus, in addition to pornographic games, you’ll find plenty of XXX videos in the member’s area. By clicking the ‘full movies’ link in the header, you’ll gain instant access to streaming and downloadable DVDs from a variety of studios. I opened about a dozen videos and found that they were all in 720p or 1080p quality – excellent stuff, to be honest.
Adult Game Pass also caters to a variety of niches, so regardless of the pornographic theme that makes you hungry, Adult Game Pass has something to satisfy your desires. To give you an idea, the following DVD titles are available: True Teenagers, Daddy’s Girl, Lesbians In The Wild, Squirt Alert, and American Chocolates.
Thus, you can download teen, incest, lesbian, squirt, and ebony material – among dozens of other types of material – for free with your Adult Game Pass membership.
Additionally, you’ll notice a ‘bonus sites’ dropdown in the header that I didn’t see mentioned during the tour: your membership includes access to both XXX HD Vault and Premium Porn HD. I took a look around both of these locations and was impressed by what I saw: plenty of smutty scenes in the standard 1080p format.
It’s actually a little bit overwhelming how much non-game-related porn comes included with your Adult Game Pass. Games subscription. Anyone looking for a complete smut package will feel at ease once inside. Xエクストリームシミュレーター could not begin to count the number of hours spent watching porn here, though it is undoubtedly in the thousands.
Adult Game Pass’s primary selling point is the sheer quantity of content available. Numerous dating simulators, numerous XXX games, numerous pornographic DVDs, and numerous bonus smut.
Signing up here reminds me of those kitchen-related infomercials where the guy keeps saying, “But wait, there’s more!” My advice: take the Adult Game Pass tour; it’ll tell you if you’re the type of guy who wants to play games all day. If this appeals to you, create an account and enjoy the contents. This establishment earns my endorsement!